What Emily Might Have Written Being More Modern And In A Bad Mood

Hope is a thing with feathers--
That perches on the bed,
It sings all night so you can't sleep
And takes shits on your head.

if i fucked a woman

if i fucked a woman
it would Anais Nin
and i would be her twin

dancing lip to lip
on the streets of Paris
in a satin slip

velvet and lace
cat eyes and a whip

but i never say things like that

and i like dick.